Why do I need to stop watching commercials?

• The ones about family make me put another quarter in the cry jar.
• The ones about electronics make me fantasize about my own home theater.
• The ones about travel make me want to explore.
• The ones about upcoming, new episodes make me wish I did not fall so far behind in my shows.
  
• The ones about AT&T make me upset that my iPhone does not work where I live now.