Why is my tummy rumbly?

• I don't know. Maybe I put just a little too much crushed red pepper on my pizza.
• My lady pains are going to be kicking in soon.
• Actually, I really have not been feeling my best lately. Eff mental stress.
  
• The thought of (maybe) going to Shanghai is both thrilling and nauseating.
• She is taking her midterm right now.
• I have not seen him in over a month, and tonight he is taking me out to dinner.