Why do I think my friends are better than yours?

• She is my sister.
• He made me Theraflu when I was sick.
• She spends the day with me when a boy bumps me for good weather.
• He accompanies me in singing Wannabe when on a kayak in Lake Union.
• She got shitty coffee from 76 just so she can stay up and watch meteor showers with me.
  
• She saved my eye (and my life).
  
• They made me a DVD.
• We went to the Clearwater Casino and watched Troy on her 18th birthday.
  
• I was the one she ran to when she realized she was in love.
• She met me in Athens.
  
• He knows to have more than enough cheese whenever I come over.
• He called me the day he got accepted to the electrical engineering department.
• She is fabulous and lets me live vicariously through her.
  
• She asked me to endanger my life in the name of science.
• She rode her bike along the Gulf Coast with me.
  
• She is my food soul mate.
• They give me a place to sleep.
• She found me on Craigslist.
  
• He calls me Sunshine.
• He has me on his Facebook profile picture.
• He has potential to be on this list.