Why am I eating a jalapeno bagel for lunch today?

• I forgot my fish sticks and rice in the fridge when I rushed out of the apartment to get to work at a decent hour.
• There was no more ceviche. I would not have forgotten lunch if there was ceviche.
• She has a not-date.
• He is going to take me out to dinner next week instead.
  
• I am tired of drinking water for lunch.
  
• I needed snacks for my tutoring session.
  
• Jalapeno bagels remind me of my Inidian Princess.
• My $6.42 was not meant to be with me forever.
• If I did not stop to buy my bagel and more, I would not have run into an old friend.