Why do I hurt?

• Battle scars from Mighty Columbia River.
• Bruises forming from running into things including, but not limited to, coolers, trees, bed posts, tables, trash cans, light poles, doors, door knobs, and mini refrigerators.
  
• Sore thighs from Tuesday night's activities.
  
• Side ache from Greenlake.
  
• Wounded ego.
• Application status for jobs at PNNL: "Reject"
• Application status for jobs at PSE: "On File"
• Application status for jobs at LM: "Closed"
• Salty wounded ego.