Why do I think that fruits is the most awesome food group ever?

• Three words: Yunnie. Watermelon. Icy.
  
• They are definitely the best smelling of all food groups. Let's be honest, who would wear Burger King's Whopper Cologne?
  
• They are already sweet. And, there is no need for added sugar. Duh.
  
• They taste good salty, too. If you haven't tried it already: mangoes with bagoong AND apples/strawberries/cherries/pineapple/grapefruit/pomelo/any citrus fruit with salt.
• They are multi-players! Good for breaskfast-on-the-go, snacks, dessert for lunch, and garnish for dinner.
• Fruits are like people. You have freaks like the hairy kiwi and the easy-t0-undress bananas.
• I don't know. Maybe the raspberry "frozen" yogurt that I am eating right now is skewing my judgement.