Why do other girls not like me?

• Apparently, I am a threat.
• Apparently, I am a flirt.
• Apparently, I am a nerd.
• Apparently, I talk too much.
• Apparently, I do not have enough.

Why is country music a new lifestyle to consider?

• Love.
• Break-up.
• Self-pity.
• Revenge.
• Healing.

Why rush?

• Stop and smell the roses.
• Where's the fire?
• Tomorrow will come soon enough.
• There's no time to lose.
• Slow down sister.

Why are the signs so hard to read?

• Timing.
• Text messages.
• Non-verbal cues.
• Connotation.
• Timing.

Why does the sun need to come out tomorrow?

• Frosty windshields are so last season.
• I am determined to have a more exciting life in The Coulee.
• The boy may have a detail close to me.
• Whoever said that I would not cut it as a power plant engineer can oscillate my asymptote.
• Out with the boots, in with the flats.

Why will I not be purchasing a new laptop this year?

• I am determined to have a waterborne vehicle.
• My Indian princess is getting married.
• The ruins in Pompeii will not last forever.
• The weather is getting better.
• The gas prices can go to hell.

Why am I excited for the weekend?

• Miz
• Ooo
• La

Why am I not done yet?

• I need space for my clothes.
• The floors are so cold.
• The windows look so plain.
• The walls are bare.
• I need pillows.

Why do I miss him?

• He refuses to talk to me on the phone.
• He cannot make it to The Coulee.
• His smile is wondrous.
• I want to pinch those cheeks.
• Serious spooning is needed ASAP.

Why am I being punished?

• Frozen door.
• Frozen pipes.
• Dashed hopes.
• Dead flowers.
• Cold feet.

Why did the day get worse and worse?

• Slip.
• Flush.
• Blush.
• Search.
• Text.

Why should I feel better?

• They made my weekend special.
• He made it to through another year.
• We can play LBP2 and WWF now.
• The worst part is over...I think.
• They are back.

Why do I feel incomplete?

• He is too far away.
• We might not go to Italy.
• I will probably never know.
• There is no home for me.
• I really wanted steak today.

Why will things not necessarily work out the way I thought it would?

• The pizza place is closing.
• The house was not the right house.
• He is too good to me.
• I do not have enough time.
• They might be late.