Why does the sun need to come out tomorrow?

• Frosty windshields are so last season.
• I am determined to have a more exciting life in The Coulee.
• The boy may have a detail close to me.
• Whoever said that I would not cut it as a power plant engineer can oscillate my asymptote.
• Out with the boots, in with the flats.

Why will I not be purchasing a new laptop this year?

• I am determined to have a waterborne vehicle.
• My Indian princess is getting married.
• The ruins in Pompeii will not last forever.
• The weather is getting better.
• The gas prices can go to hell.

Why am I excited for the weekend?

• Miz
• Ooo
• La

Why am I not done yet?

• I need space for my clothes.
• The floors are so cold.
• The windows look so plain.
• The walls are bare.
• I need pillows.

Why do I miss him?

• He refuses to talk to me on the phone.
• He cannot make it to The Coulee.
• His smile is wondrous.
• I want to pinch those cheeks.
• Serious spooning is needed ASAP.

Why am I being punished?

• Frozen door.
• Frozen pipes.
• Dashed hopes.
• Dead flowers.
• Cold feet.

Why did the day get worse and worse?

• Slip.
• Flush.
• Blush.
• Search.
• Text.

Why should I feel better?

• They made my weekend special.
• He made it to through another year.
• We can play LBP2 and WWF now.
• The worst part is over...I think.
• They are back.

Why do I feel incomplete?

• He is too far away.
• We might not go to Italy.
• I will probably never know.
• There is no home for me.
• I really wanted steak today.

Why will things not necessarily work out the way I thought it would?

• The pizza place is closing.
• The house was not the right house.
• He is too good to me.
• I do not have enough time.
• They might be late.

Why was today a good day?

• Work was not boring.
• I had chicken for dinner with the boyfriend.
• It was a really good hair day.
• Plans have been made for me to visit sheep and ponies.
• I smell of orange creamsicles.

Why it better not snow...

• I already missed turning 21 with my friends and family.
• I want the view of a city outside my bedroom window, not a damn dam.
• I have serious drinking to do and I do not want it to be with strangers.
• I have no idea where the nearest Dairy Queen is.
• There is already facebook event for my holiday...I cannot disappoint my adoring fans.

Why will 25 be different?

• I will plan.
• I will save.
• I will explore.
• I will become involved.
• I will grow up.

Why do I have no choice?

• He is leaving.
• He gets bored.
• He wants to go.
• He might not come back.
• He is too new.