Why is it so hard to decide what to be for Halloween?

• Betty Boop
• Devil in a blue dress
• Pac Man ghost
• Midnight train to Georgia
• Alcoholic
• Picnic table

Why do I feel unlike myself?

• I miss him.
• I am feeling bad about missing them.
• I am going to miss his birthday.
• I am missing $9 from my Forecast O' Finance.
• I miss smelling nice even after a hard day's work.

Why is my head hurting?

• 5 encounter the worst.
• 4 shots of Grey Goose.
• 3 more days until the decision.
• 2 minutes until I have to be ready.
• 1 bad day. 

Why am I thirsty?

• I am craving...a Starbucks Grande Caramel Frappuccino.
• I am craving...a Jamba Juice Power Mango-A-Go-Go with Immunity.
• I am craving...a glass of frozen milk.
• I am craving...an AMF.
• I am drinking...a mug of Celestial Seasoning's Sleepy Time Tea.

Why am I making lists?

• Work will never get itself done.
• I will never remember everything that I need to pack.
• I might forget the gift idea.
• My data plan does not work as much as I want it to.
• The moment I am have saved enough pennies, there will be a rainy day.

Why am I not feeling well?

• I sneeze so hard it hurts my chest.
• My eyes have never been this puffy.
• When someone sneaks up on me at work, it takes me at least 14 minutes to recover.
• My tummy always hurts.
• I miss companionship.

Why was I on YouTube today?

• 5 little welsh corgi pembroke puppies
• Sneezing Panda
• John Legend - Another Again Music Video
• Ross & Rachel break up
• Idina Menzel Sings Defying Gravity on the Late Show

Why is the music on repeat?

• Nothing cures a cloudy day like the Beach Boys.
• I am already dreaming about having myself a merry little Christmas.
• There's a somebody I'm longing to see.
• I am giving up, too.
• No chance, no way. I won't say it-no, no.

Why are my eyes burning?

• She left me.
• He wants to leave me.
• She left me, too.
• The rain does not want to leave me alone.
• I want to leave.

Why are my fingers sticky?

• Oil.
• Dust.
• Spiderwebs.
• Gluesticks.
• Glitter.

Why will this be a long week?

• I am already looking forward to the weekend.
• I have to decide on three recipients.
• I do not want to go down to the sticks!
• I want a faster computer!
• I would like to order some motivation, please, to go.

Why is this going to work out?

• One plane ticket.
• Two national parks. Two Walmarts. Two drive-ins.
• Three little words. I don't know. Maybe.
• Four days.
• Five real dinners.

Why did I not want to leave the island?

• There are beaches galore.
• The fruit selection is far more addicting.
• No shoes? No problem.
• The music was catchy.
• A Disney Resort is on its way.

Why am I listening to sappy love songs?

• I miss him.
• It seems appropriate given her new love.
• I hope her love works itself out.
• I like the feeling that I get when I hear the Beatles.
• I wonder what he is listening to.