Why was today so productive?

• I played the part of Tour Guide Barbie.
• I played the part of Photographer Barbie.
• I played the part of Office Barbie.
• I played the part of Architect Barbie.
• I played the part of Chef Barbie.

Why do I feel like the work week should be over right now?

• They are making me miss the city.
• I hate telling people what to do.
• There is an air of discomfort in that office.
• I cannot be in three places at once.
• The stacks of work on my real desk are growing.

Why does he need a break?

• His beverages are getting pricier and pricier.
• I am not entirely sure if the vacuuming tickles.
• Apparently, he is getting too much experience for someone so young.
• He is afraid of the dark and the dark seems to be coming at us more and more.
• He needs a bath.

Why do I wanna be a billionaire so frikkin' bad?

• To provide for them.
• To make her not worry so much about the benjamins.
• To get him a new camera, a mini tv, a titanium spork, and that's it.
• To go backpacking across Europe.
• To not worry about my high, high bills.

Why does the cottage smell like quiche?

• He brought me zucchini from his garden farm thing.
• I got eggs from Winco.
• Parsley. Sage. Rosemary. Thyme. The gang is all here.
• I did not use the entire onion for my tapa.
• Apparently, my Pyrex tupperware glass thing is oven safe.

Why do I need some time to think?

• I feel behind in my studies.
• I wish I knew the direction that this is heading.
• I am tired of cleaning up their mess.
• I just want an unlimited amount of kitchen space.
• I can hear music...sweet, sweet music.

Why do I need me a Luke?

• Someone would love me in a really big although not-so-obvious way.
• I could have breakfast food any time that I wish.
• That would mean that my small town is adorable.
• He could fix things for me.
• Someone would love me in a really big although not-so-obvious way.

Why does my tummy hurt?

• Damn lady pains.
• Mashed potatoes from a box plus cheese.
• A little too much stretching.
• Stupid door knobs.
• A lot of feeling weak.

Why does everyone need to back off?!

• They should fix their own mistakes!
• She needs to accept that I already do the best I can!
• My ukulele misses me...I am sure of it!
• She does not get to tell me what to do in my own home!
• I am only one person...

Why am I rushing?

• I still need to pack!
• The trash is full.
• There is only one day left until my weekend!
• The calls are not stopping.
• I do not want to be late.

Why does my cottage smell?

• The steaks are a-cookin'.
• The flowers five feet from my door are a-bloomin'.
• The rain is a-pourin'.
• The scented oil is a-brewin'.
• The heater is a-burnin'.

Why am I not looking forward to the next couple of days, weeks, months?

• There are no more vacations until September.
• I have so much work ahead of me.
• I could really use some junk food right now.
• If only the interest was not so high...
• It is going to be lonely.

Why should you tune in next time?

• I am going to mention last week's activities.
• You probably have not been reading this lately.
• I am too distracted to be thinking about my vacation right now.
• You are not awake right now anyway.
• I should be sleeping, too.

Why was the weekend full of mixed emotion?

• I lost three hours of my life that I am never getting back.
• She made me a new necklace.
• We toured her future stomping grounds and found my brush.
• I found her on Craigslist and now she has be to be returned.
• I got her to the airport just to watch her fly away.