Why do I need some time to think?

• I feel behind in my studies.
• I wish I knew the direction that this is heading.
• I am tired of cleaning up their mess.
• I just want an unlimited amount of kitchen space.
• I can hear music...sweet, sweet music.

Why do I need me a Luke?

• Someone would love me in a really big although not-so-obvious way.
• I could have breakfast food any time that I wish.
• That would mean that my small town is adorable.
• He could fix things for me.
• Someone would love me in a really big although not-so-obvious way.

Why does my tummy hurt?

• Damn lady pains.
• Mashed potatoes from a box plus cheese.
• A little too much stretching.
• Stupid door knobs.
• A lot of feeling weak.

Why does everyone need to back off?!

• They should fix their own mistakes!
• She needs to accept that I already do the best I can!
• My ukulele misses me...I am sure of it!
• She does not get to tell me what to do in my own home!
• I am only one person...

Why am I rushing?

• I still need to pack!
• The trash is full.
• There is only one day left until my weekend!
• The calls are not stopping.
• I do not want to be late.

Why does my cottage smell?

• The steaks are a-cookin'.
• The flowers five feet from my door are a-bloomin'.
• The rain is a-pourin'.
• The scented oil is a-brewin'.
• The heater is a-burnin'.

Why am I not looking forward to the next couple of days, weeks, months?

• There are no more vacations until September.
• I have so much work ahead of me.
• I could really use some junk food right now.
• If only the interest was not so high...
• It is going to be lonely.

Why should you tune in next time?

• I am going to mention last week's activities.
• You probably have not been reading this lately.
• I am too distracted to be thinking about my vacation right now.
• You are not awake right now anyway.
• I should be sleeping, too.

Why was the weekend full of mixed emotion?

• I lost three hours of my life that I am never getting back.
• She made me a new necklace.
• We toured her future stomping grounds and found my brush.
• I found her on Craigslist and now she has be to be returned.
• I got her to the airport just to watch her fly away.

Why are my goals going to be put on hold?

• There are no places that are worth the trouble of relocating services.
• I really am allergic.
• I am not sure how I will get that kayak on board.
• New problems are afoot.
• The ocean is calling me.

Why do words sound odd when you say them ten times in a row?

• Glasses glasses glasses glasses glasses glasses glasses glasses glasses glasses.
• Picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture.
• Ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball.
• Wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind.
• Arla arla arla arla arla arla arla arla arla arla.

Why do things need to stay the same?

• I better stay the best of her bests.
• I want her to quit her life and stay with me.
• I miss our world of boys.
• I cannot trough correctly alone.
• I do not know what I would do without her.

Why do things need to change?

• There was a slug.
• The tires are flat.
• The interest is kicking my ass.
• I miss too many people.
• I need a washer and dryer.

Why do I have to post something new?

• My last post was...meh.
• I miss making my mark on the internet byways.
• She said that I cannot call her all week.
• This is keeping me from cutting my own bangs.
• I have got nothing better to do.