Why do words sound odd when you say them ten times in a row?

• Glasses glasses glasses glasses glasses glasses glasses glasses glasses glasses.
• Picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture.
• Ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball.
• Wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind.
• Arla arla arla arla arla arla arla arla arla arla.

Why do things need to stay the same?

• I better stay the best of her bests.
• I want her to quit her life and stay with me.
• I miss our world of boys.
• I cannot trough correctly alone.
• I do not know what I would do without her.

Why do things need to change?

• There was a slug.
• The tires are flat.
• The interest is kicking my ass.
• I miss too many people.
• I need a washer and dryer.

Why do I have to post something new?

• My last post was...meh.
• I miss making my mark on the internet byways.
• She said that I cannot call her all week.
• This is keeping me from cutting my own bangs.
• I have got nothing better to do.

Why?

Because he said he was meant to be alone.

Why should YOU move to Grand Coulee?

• There is a house up for rent with an island in the kitchen!
• There are mesas to climb!
• There are floors and ceilings to constantly vacuum!
• There is wildlife to call upon by song.
• There is me.

Why do I need to move?

• I cannot have pets.
• I am running out of quarters.
• There is no one here to cook for.
• I am having trouble masking the smell of moisture.
• No one wants to visit me here except for ex-classmates, teachers, or centipedes.

Why does all work and no play make [Cha] a dull [girl]?

• The sun slapped me with rosy cheeks that will not go away.
• It makes me want to stress eat.
• Being alone with my thoughts leads a lot of questions they cannot answer.
• The dam schedule is filling up so fast that vacations are becoming more difficult to consider.
• I don't know. Maybe I miss my old job.

Why do I feel weak?

• I am worried about them.
• I did not sleep well last night.
• The milk and cookies went straight to my head.
• The temperature keeps changing so drastically.
• I want us to be okay.

Why have I not blogged in a long time?

• I got caught up in Denver snow.
• I was hit in the head by a flying buffalo.
• I was busy looking for Chick Fill-A
• There are so many WinCos in Boise!
• There is no internet connection available to me in the Newell Building.
• I fell into a food coma.
• I had to fight a fire.
• I rather be looking up ways to get out of here.

Why will these upcoming weeks be tough?

• I have to strategically pick 7 sets of clothes to last me 14 days.
• I will have bills to pay even if I out of state.
• I will not get to see friends again for another month.
• I am going to have so much TV to catch up on.
• The learning curve is going to ramp up.

Why am I able to smile now?

• They are just a ferry ride away.
• My favorite holiday is approaching!
• There will be Thai Food!!!
• He made it across the state.
• My pajamas are here!!!

Why do I feel like a fool?

• Instead of turning on the headlights of the company car, I turned on the high beams.
• I got lost between floors nine and twelve.
• I actually asked, "Will you be my friend?"
• He probably thinks I am not technically competent because I volunteer to do presentations.
• I have to add another $1 to the jar.

Why does my head hurt?

• No sleep.
• Too many rules.
• A lot of hours in front of a screen.
• Too little time between phone calls.
• A need to be around people who love me.