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- Every morning, my co-worker and I check out the new rescues on petfinder.com.
- He does not know how to do trick nor will he ever.
- Apparently, it is not healthy to be talking to an inanimate polar bear or hippo or car all the time.
- I don't know. Maybe I will be more motivated to leave my nest if I had someone to walk around town with.
- I am suffering from social withdrawal.
- For the better part of eight years, I have had to wait for at least three W-2's each year.
- I could have estimated how much I was going to pay at the grocery store, but no! Damn batteries have to be taxed.
- Government jobs already refuse to pay well and we have to get taxed like no other.
- 10% off coupons do not seem to hold that much power anymore.
- Thinking about taxes has turned me into one of those people.
- I cannot remember the equation for potential energy given the head of water without looking it up.
- I have not been this nervous to drive since I was four years old, sitting on my dad's lap while steering the wheel.
- I don't know. Maybe I cannot cook well because I am only cooking for me and it is "just stir fry."
- My tolerance for the annoying has suffered a severe blow.
- I find myself falling asleep before midnight because it is better than feeling alone.
- I cannot talk to him the way I used to.
- Sometimes, I feel like he just stares.
- There is a shortage of comfort food in my kitchen.
- I don't know. Maybe it is because I have not left a 2 mile radius in 2 weeks.
- I cannot remember the words to my favorite REO Speedwagon song.
- No one told me about the asbestos.
- Lack in responsibilities has made me lazy.
- She is supposed to know that I will always be supportive!
- I need to stop complaining to him.
- He is #2 on my phone hierarchy.
- I should treat him better so that we are never apart again.
- I would feel less constrained when I sit cross-legged in my computer chair.
- It would add to the effect when I walk around barefoot in my cubicle.
- I could do my stretches more easily. I don't know. Maybe even yoga.
- Most of my pjs are cotton ergo less likely stick to my skin when I get burned due to an arc flash.
- If I do decide to work overtime, I would feel more comfortable napping in the bed that is in the ladies room.
- Aaliyah
- Homeward Bound: An Incredible Journey
- Pokemon
- Remy LeBeau
- Rollerblades
- I don't know. Maybe she likes the Phone Tag Game.
- I don't know. Maybe she thinks I am a stalker.
- I don't know. Maybe she is still working on my birthday present that I do not really need cuz all I want is to talk to her!
- I don't know. Maybe she does not want to talk to me.
- I don't know. Maybe I have run out of ideas.
- He drove 4 hours just to bring me home.
- She made me mood pendants!
- She bought me an ice cream cake!
- She reminisced about junior high with me.
- He held my hand.
- She reminded me of how much I love her.
- He found me at the bar named after me.
- She remembered.
- She fed my addiction to list-making.
- He flew to me from Boise. Again.
- She came even if she did not want to sing.
- He busted a move.
- He got jiggy with it.
- They want it that way.
- He drove 4 hours just to make sure I get safely back to my birdcage.
- Can't you tell, daddy? [She]'s in love. >> Little Mermaid. >> She met a boy.
- Whoever adopts me has to adopt teddy, too. >> Rescuers. >> I was worried that I was talking to myself too much, so I started talking to my favorite little white bear instead.
- I think I can. I think I can. >> Dumbo. >> My car was having issues warming up and getting up the dam hill.
- Don't talk in ranks. It's against regulations. >> Jungle Book. >> I had opinions involving the work we do, but these opinions will not matter until a few years before I retire.
- I don't want to be away from it all, dad. I like it all. >> A Goofy Movie. >> I was missing home.
- She is talking to me about Ireland.
- She needs to go to Boston.
- They keep telling me that they are going to train me in other cities.
- I am already thinking about Pittsburgh.
- This time last year... I just got back from Greece.
- I feel stranded without wheels.
- I want an excuse to wear my awesome pink helmet in public.
- I dislike asking people to give me rides.
- I am so going to ride through that damn dam.
- I don't run fast enough to avoid coyote.
- Possums transformed into rocks and ruined my life.
- Internet has been on the blitz because of the random snow dumps and sunny, freezing skies.
- The curtains will not hang themselves.
- Stress eating has made my fingertips too greasy for the keyboard.
- I got into a rut and I just needed time to get out of it.
