Why do I love this girl named Heidi?

• She serves the best coffee no matter what color apron she wears.
• She taught me the word "ergonomic."
• She is a lot prettier than those boys she is associated with.
• She gets tipsy faster that I can type "tipsy."
• She makes a great friend, sister, feminine figure, etc.
• She will always be the first person who I met that made me think that Olympic High School will be okay.
• I will wait for her outside of her work no matter how far I must travel to do this waiting.