Why do I think workweeks should be more like the weekend?

• During my office's ice cream party, I got to know a boy with the same name as an ex-crush. I am pretty sure this one is gay and much more fun.
• I shared Noah's Bagels by By George with an old roomie.
• He bought me a slurpee that looked like the sunrise.
  
• I bonded with my sister over Killer Bunnies, Chrononauts, Scategories, and sesame balls.
  
• We only spent $13 for four Power Jamba Juices and four KFC 2-Piece Chicken Meals.
• Hearts + Vodka = Good Times.
• Grocery shopping and cooking with the food soul mate will always have a happy ending.
  
• She told me funny stories that made me ROFL.
• They stayed up for an extra hour to watch our friend, Phoebe, get the chicken pox.