Why did it get cold all of a sudden?

• They pumped up the A/C.
• The ice cream sounded so tempting.
• All of my throw blankets need to be washed.
• Out with the hoodie, in with the labcoat.
• Epiphanies are not always pretty.

Why does my refrigerator wreak of tequila?

• He wanted me to have a party.
• He wanted to talk to her again.
• He wanted to play games.
• They ran into me at the store.
• I just wanted a cheap snack.

Why have I run out of time?

• I am behind on making my plans for going over there.
• I do not accomplish as much as I would like to over here.
• He gets impatient.
• They may not wait.
• June is half-way over already.

Are you that somebody? Tell me you're that somebody.

• It's Friday, I'm in love.
• Merry Christmas, darling. Happy New Year, too.
• Leave me in a position that makes me feel so damn unpretty.
• My heart it playing tricks on me and it's building bricks on me. I can't break through and I can't face you.
• It just ain't workin' out.

Why am I suffering the case of The Wretched?

• Lady pains.
• Blisters.
• Herpes of the face.
• Sore throat.
• Itchy eyes.

Why do I need to see him soon?

• I am getting lonely.
• I just want to be cuddled.
• I miss going on dates.
• I crave the butterfly feeling.
• I am tired of being the only one on this fucking couch.

Why do other girls not like me?

• Apparently, I am a threat.
• Apparently, I am a flirt.
• Apparently, I am a nerd.
• Apparently, I talk too much.
• Apparently, I do not have enough.

Why is country music a new lifestyle to consider?

• Love.
• Break-up.
• Self-pity.
• Revenge.
• Healing.

Why rush?

• Stop and smell the roses.
• Where's the fire?
• Tomorrow will come soon enough.
• There's no time to lose.
• Slow down sister.

Why are the signs so hard to read?

• Timing.
• Text messages.
• Non-verbal cues.
• Connotation.
• Timing.

Why does the sun need to come out tomorrow?

• Frosty windshields are so last season.
• I am determined to have a more exciting life in The Coulee.
• The boy may have a detail close to me.
• Whoever said that I would not cut it as a power plant engineer can oscillate my asymptote.
• Out with the boots, in with the flats.

Why will I not be purchasing a new laptop this year?

• I am determined to have a waterborne vehicle.
• My Indian princess is getting married.
• The ruins in Pompeii will not last forever.
• The weather is getting better.
• The gas prices can go to hell.

Why am I excited for the weekend?

• Miz
• Ooo
• La

Why am I not done yet?

• I need space for my clothes.
• The floors are so cold.
• The windows look so plain.
• The walls are bare.
• I need pillows.