Where did I go wrong?

• He does not get it.
• The second wave of weddings has reached shore.
• Alcohol and I need a break.
• I-D-10-T errors abound in the workplace.
• Damn paperwork is about to make it impossible for me to travel.

Why the break?

• He is in a bad place.
• I am in a sensitive state.
• We fight too much.
• We are too busy.
• I need to reflect.

Why did it get cold all of a sudden?

• They pumped up the A/C.
• The ice cream sounded so tempting.
• All of my throw blankets need to be washed.
• Out with the hoodie, in with the labcoat.
• Epiphanies are not always pretty.

Why does my refrigerator wreak of tequila?

• He wanted me to have a party.
• He wanted to talk to her again.
• He wanted to play games.
• They ran into me at the store.
• I just wanted a cheap snack.