Are you that somebody? Tell me you're that somebody.

• It's Friday, I'm in love.
• Merry Christmas, darling. Happy New Year, too.
• Leave me in a position that makes me feel so damn unpretty.
• My heart it playing tricks on me and it's building bricks on me. I can't break through and I can't face you.
• It just ain't workin' out.

Why am I suffering the case of The Wretched?

• Lady pains.
• Blisters.
• Herpes of the face.
• Sore throat.
• Itchy eyes.

Why do I need to see him soon?

• I am getting lonely.
• I just want to be cuddled.
• I miss going on dates.
• I crave the butterfly feeling.
• I am tired of being the only one on this fucking couch.

Why do other girls not like me?

• Apparently, I am a threat.
• Apparently, I am a flirt.
• Apparently, I am a nerd.
• Apparently, I talk too much.
• Apparently, I do not have enough.