Why is country music a new lifestyle to consider?

• Love.
• Break-up.
• Self-pity.
• Revenge.
• Healing.

Why rush?

• Stop and smell the roses.
• Where's the fire?
• Tomorrow will come soon enough.
• There's no time to lose.
• Slow down sister.

Why are the signs so hard to read?

• Timing.
• Text messages.
• Non-verbal cues.
• Connotation.
• Timing.

Why does the sun need to come out tomorrow?

• Frosty windshields are so last season.
• I am determined to have a more exciting life in The Coulee.
• The boy may have a detail close to me.
• Whoever said that I would not cut it as a power plant engineer can oscillate my asymptote.
• Out with the boots, in with the flats.

Why will I not be purchasing a new laptop this year?

• I am determined to have a waterborne vehicle.
• My Indian princess is getting married.
• The ruins in Pompeii will not last forever.
• The weather is getting better.
• The gas prices can go to hell.

Why am I excited for the weekend?

• Miz
• Ooo
• La

Why am I not done yet?

• I need space for my clothes.
• The floors are so cold.
• The windows look so plain.
• The walls are bare.
• I need pillows.