Why is it so hard to decide what to be for Halloween?

• Betty Boop
• Devil in a blue dress
• Pac Man ghost
• Midnight train to Georgia
• Alcoholic
• Picnic table

Why do I feel unlike myself?

• I miss him.
• I am feeling bad about missing them.
• I am going to miss his birthday.
• I am missing $9 from my Forecast O' Finance.
• I miss smelling nice even after a hard day's work.

Why is my head hurting?

• 5 encounter the worst.
• 4 shots of Grey Goose.
• 3 more days until the decision.
• 2 minutes until I have to be ready.
• 1 bad day. 

Why am I thirsty?

• I am craving...a Starbucks Grande Caramel Frappuccino.
• I am craving...a Jamba Juice Power Mango-A-Go-Go with Immunity.
• I am craving...a glass of frozen milk.
• I am craving...an AMF.
• I am drinking...a mug of Celestial Seasoning's Sleepy Time Tea.

Why am I making lists?

• Work will never get itself done.
• I will never remember everything that I need to pack.
• I might forget the gift idea.
• My data plan does not work as much as I want it to.
• The moment I am have saved enough pennies, there will be a rainy day.

Why am I not feeling well?

• I sneeze so hard it hurts my chest.
• My eyes have never been this puffy.
• When someone sneaks up on me at work, it takes me at least 14 minutes to recover.
• My tummy always hurts.
• I miss companionship.