Why should you tune in next time?

• I am going to mention last week's activities.
• You probably have not been reading this lately.
• I am too distracted to be thinking about my vacation right now.
• You are not awake right now anyway.
• I should be sleeping, too.

Why was the weekend full of mixed emotion?

• I lost three hours of my life that I am never getting back.
• She made me a new necklace.
• We toured her future stomping grounds and found my brush.
• I found her on Craigslist and now she has be to be returned.
• I got her to the airport just to watch her fly away.