Why should YOU move to Grand Coulee?

• There is a house up for rent with an island in the kitchen!
• There are mesas to climb!
• There are floors and ceilings to constantly vacuum!
• There is wildlife to call upon by song.
• There is me.

Why do I need to move?

• I cannot have pets.
• I am running out of quarters.
• There is no one here to cook for.
• I am having trouble masking the smell of moisture.
• No one wants to visit me here except for ex-classmates, teachers, or centipedes.

Why does all work and no play make [Cha] a dull [girl]?

• The sun slapped me with rosy cheeks that will not go away.
• It makes me want to stress eat.
• Being alone with my thoughts leads a lot of questions they cannot answer.
• The dam schedule is filling up so fast that vacations are becoming more difficult to consider.
• I don't know. Maybe I miss my old job.

Why do I feel weak?

• I am worried about them.
• I did not sleep well last night.
• The milk and cookies went straight to my head.
• The temperature keeps changing so drastically.
• I want us to be okay.

Why have I not blogged in a long time?

• I got caught up in Denver snow.
• I was hit in the head by a flying buffalo.
• I was busy looking for Chick Fill-A
• There are so many WinCos in Boise!
• There is no internet connection available to me in the Newell Building.
• I fell into a food coma.
• I had to fight a fire.
• I rather be looking up ways to get out of here.