Friday, January 29, 2010

Why will I do better next time?

  • No one told me about the asbestos.
  • Lack in responsibilities has made me lazy.
  • She is supposed to know that I will always be supportive!
  • I need to stop complaining to him.
  • He is #2 on my phone hierarchy.
  • I should treat him better so that we are never apart again.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Why would pajamas be the best work clothes?

  • I would feel less constrained when I sit cross-legged in my computer chair.
  • It would add to the effect when I walk around barefoot in my cubicle.
  • I could do my stretches more easily. I don't know. Maybe even yoga.
  • Most of my pjs are cotton ergo less likely stick to my skin when I get burned due to an arc flash.
  • If I do decide to work overtime, I would feel more comfortable napping in the bed that is in the ladies room.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Why should YOU miss the 90's?

  • Aaliyah
  • Homeward Bound: An Incredible Journey
  • Pokemon
  • Remy LeBeau
  • Rollerblades

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Why does she refuse to answer her phone?

  • I don't know. Maybe she likes the Phone Tag Game.
  • I don't know. Maybe she thinks I am a stalker.
  • I don't know. Maybe she is still working on my birthday present that I do not really need cuz all I want is to talk to her!
  • I don't know. Maybe she does not want to talk to me.
  • I don't know. Maybe I have run out of ideas.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Why do the people around me make me wonderful?

  • He drove 4 hours just to bring me home.
  • She made me mood pendants!
  • She bought me an ice cream cake!
  • She reminisced about junior high with me.
  • He held my hand.
  • She reminded me of how much I love her.
  • He found me at the bar named after me.
  • She remembered.
  • She fed my addiction to list-making.
  • He flew to me from Boise. Again.
  • She came even if she did not want to sing.
  • He busted a move.
  • He got jiggy with it.
  • They want it that way.
  • He drove 4 hours just to make sure I get safely back to my birdcage.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Why do I feel inspired? An Explanation.

  • Can't you tell, daddy? [She]'s in love. >> Little Mermaid. >> She met a boy.
  • Whoever adopts me has to adopt teddy, too. >> Rescuers. >> I was worried that I was talking to myself too much, so I started talking to my favorite little white bear instead.
  • I think I can. I think I can. >> Dumbo. >> My car was having issues warming up and getting up the dam hill.
  • Don't talk in ranks. It's against regulations. >> Jungle Book. >> I had opinions involving the work we do, but these opinions will not matter until a few years before I retire.
  • I don't want to be away from it all, dad. I like it all. >> A Goofy Movie. >> I was missing home.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Why do I keep thinking about traveling?

  • She is talking to me about Ireland.
  • She needs to go to Boston.
  • They keep telling me that they are going to train me in other cities.
  • I am already thinking about Pittsburgh.
  • This time last year... I just got back from Greece.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Why do I miss my bike?

  • I feel stranded without wheels.
  • I want an excuse to wear my awesome pink helmet in public.
  • I dislike asking people to give me rides.
  • I am so going to ride through that damn dam.
  • I don't run fast enough to avoid coyote.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Why have I not blogged in a while?

  • Possums transformed into rocks and ruined my life.
  • Internet has been on the blitz because of the random snow dumps and sunny, freezing skies.
  • The curtains will not hang themselves.
  • Stress eating has made my fingertips too greasy for the keyboard.
  • I got into a rut and I just needed time to get out of it.