Why am I part-time unemployed?

• The economy.
• All the experienced engineers are stealing the glory from the budding engineers!
  
• I am lacking in the intelligence department.
  
• I should have looked into more engineering internships while I was in school. I just could not leave my babies to fend for themselves with the big bad calculus monster roaming about.
• I have had nine part time jobs in the last four years. There must be a quota that no one has told me about.
• Some say that this could be a blessing. Apparently, I have worked so hard for the past five years and this is my reward. I am not entirely sure if I agree.
• I don't know. Maybe my dream job is still looking for me. I will just have to be patient.

Why did I start a blog?

• My best friend has a blog.
• My sister has a blog. At least, she used to? I don't know. Maybe.
  
• I want to fit in with my best friend and my sister.
• I am falling asleep in my tiny computer lab.
• I am going to prove to people how kinda boring my life is right now. By kinda, I mean super.
• I would not be this bored if I had just taken that $10 kitten home with me from the San Juan Island Farmer's Market.